Pie Puns

Who doesn’t love pie? It’s warm, comforting, and absolutely delicious—but today, we’re not just talking about the kind you eat. We’re serving up a platter of laughter with the cheesiest, sweetest, and most pun-derful pie jokes you’ll ever see. Whether you’re looking for captions, giggles, or witty wordplay to brighten your day, these pie puns will have you crust-ing up in no time.

Grab your fork (and sense of humor), because it’s time to dig into some piping-hot pun fun!

Pie Puns for Instagram Captions

Life’s short, eat the whole pie.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Crust me, this is delicious.
Living the sweet pie life.
Just rollin’ with my dough-mies.
Slice, slice baby.
Pie-ning for more.
Sweet dreams are made of pies.
Love at first bite.
All about that pie life.
Pie-oneer of dessert captions.
Powered by pastry.
Life’s a pie, dig in.
You bake me crazy.
Easy as pie.

Apple Pie Puns

Core-blimey, this pie is good.
You’re the apple to my crust.
Granny Smith approved.
A-peeling in every bite.
This pie is orchard-inary.
Slice to meet you.
Gala time with this dessert.
Pie so good, it’s un-peel-ievable.
I can’t core-get this taste.
Johnny Appleseed would be proud.
Apple-solutely tasty.
Just peachy? No, just appley.
Baked to the core.
Love at core sight.
Forbidden fruit never tasted so good.

Pumpkin Pie Puns

Oh my gourd, this pie!
Spice, spice baby.
Squash goals.
Gourd vibes only.
Pie-kin season is here.
Falling for pumpkin all over again.
Whip it real good (with cream).
Carve out some time for pie.
No tricks, just pumpkin treats.
Can’t mask my gourd love.
Piece out, pumpkin style.
Patch things up with pie.
Sweater weather, pie forever.
Orange you glad it’s pie time?
Smashin’ pumpkins never tasted so sweet.

Pecan Pie Puns

Nuts about this pie.
It’s totally nut-thing short of amazing.
Shell yeah, pecans!
Piece, love, and pecan.
Nut-torious dessert vibes.
A nut above the rest.
Crust me, it’s pecan perfection.
Nut-so fast, I need another slice.
Totally cracked up.
Dessert with a crunch.
You drive me nuts (in a good way).
Shell we eat another piece?
Nut your average pie.
Totally kernel-icious.
It’s pecan-ically delicious.

Romantic Pie Puns

You complete my crust.
Love you to the pie and back.
Sweetie pie forever.
You make my heart skip a bite.
We’re a perfect filling.
Life’s batter with you.
Kiss me, I’m crust-worthy.
You’re my sugar rush.
A match baked in heaven.
You’re my butter half.
Whisking you were here.
Love is easy as pie.
I only have pies for you.
You’re my main squeeze.
Life’s sweeter with you.

Math and Pi(e) Puns

Never-ending flavor, just like pi.
Irrationally good dessert.
This slice goes on forever.
3.14 reasons to love pie.
Pi in the sky.
Infinite yum.
Divide and conquer (the pie).
Keep calm and solve for pie.
Too delicious to be rational.
Pi-rate of flavor.
Count on pie.
Slice equals happiness squared.
Don’t go off on a tangent, just eat pie.
This dessert has no limits.
Pi-rate’s treasure is always pie.

Thanksgiving Pie Puns

Thankful for every bite.
Feast mode: pie edition.
Gobble till you wobble.
Gravy, turkey, and pie—oh my!
Harvesting sweetness.
Cran-tastic pies ahead.
Leftovers? More like pie-overs.
Family, friends, and flaky crust.
Turkey’s good, but pie’s the real star.
Gratitude tastes like pie.
Pass the pie, hold the stress.
Pumpkin to talk about.
Stuffed with thanks (and pie).
May your plate be full and your pie endless.
Giving thanks, one slice at a time.

Conclusion: Life’s a Pie, Enjoy Every Slice

From apple to pumpkin, from nutty to sweet, pie puns are the ultimate recipe for laughter. Whether you’re posting on Instagram, celebrating Thanksgiving, or just want to share a smile with friends, these wordplays will make any occasion a little lighter (and sweeter). After all, life’s too short not to laugh—and too delicious not to eat pie!